Saturday, April 17, 2010

future battery and assault

Dear Garrett of the HLRC,
Despite the accusations coming out of your smug face, I didn't lose your stupid power cord. It may have something to do with the fact that your incompetent staff didn't even check one out to me, so if you charge me for it I'll be forced to come back to the HLRC and give your shins the kicking of a lifetime.

Love,

Genuine P. Draft

1 comment:

Chris said...

I hate Staves like that.
ps. what does the P stand for?