Sunday, November 08, 2009

I could have died

Were you guys ever afraid of toilet monsters/snakes attacking you while you went to the bathroom? I used to be, and now I am again. Yesterday I went in to use the bathroom and I found a giant spider half hiding under the back rim of the toilet seat. Luckily I saw it, but then I didn't know what to do. I eventually decided to throw water on it to force it into the bowl so I could flush it. But I was still scared to go to the bathroom after that, and I really had to go to the bathroom. So the thrilling conclusion to this tale is that I decided to go to the bathroom in the hopes that whatever I sent down after it would thoroughly kill the spider even more. And now I check the toilet every time I use it, just like how I always used to check the shower as a kid, you know, in case a psycho-killer was hiding in there. Man, bathrooms are scary.