Dear My Bladder,
You should be relieved to know that despite the dream I had this morning you are not powered by lithium batteries.*
Ever yours,
Genuine P. Draft
*Upon hearing about my dream Optimistic replied "lithium batteries, or lithium blatteries?" His ability to make bad puns even at 3:12 in the morning astounds me
6 comments:
Ahem.
It was "bladderies," thank you very much.
Genuine., did you make the PUN laugh when he did?
Your bladder should be relieved to know...? Heh heh heh.
Sometimes in my sleep I say weird things like "Scottish fashions."
Lucky laughing in the middle of the night! Some of the best kind of laughing.*
*other kinds of good laughing:
1. so hard your stomach hurts
2. so surprised that stuff comes out your nose
3. when you're driving on the freeway
4. first thing in the morning
bladderies, bahahaha.
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