Monday, July 14, 2008
My finger floss is a year and a half old as of today.
I went camping at Silver Lake this last weekend. If anyone ever asks you if you want to go camping at Silver Lake, do not hesitate -kick them in the head and run away. It was beautiful and all, but it's a long drive on a road made out of boulders, and when you get to the top there aren't any bathrooms. I was very angry by the time I got out of the car.
I get to go to the dentist on Wednesday and I'm excited to finally get a cleaning as well as some follow up appointments to get my root canals and wisdom teeth taken care of.
We're going to Yellowstone next week, which will be a lot of fun -a lot of the game show network, a lot of bison, a lot of Optimistic.'s family and a lot of poker.
I just ate some ravioli.
Posted by Genuine Draft at 5:43 PM
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Dear My Bladder,
You should be relieved to know that despite the dream I had this morning you are not powered by lithium batteries.*
Genuine P. Draft
*Upon hearing about my dream Optimistic replied "lithium batteries, or lithium blatteries?" His ability to make bad puns even at 3:12 in the morning astounds me
Posted by Genuine Draft at 8:19 AM